Q: A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who picks up the bill?
A: A German.
Q: How do you know it’s going to be a double-dip recession?
A: Greek exports of taramosalata and tzatziki have plunged.
Q: What’s the capital of Greece?
A: About €15000.
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